A WEIRDO’S TESTIMONY

I put my legs on the wall last night. Some meme promised better circulation. I just remember from childhood how fun it was. Fun isn’t the right word. Easy sounds good. I am 49 today. I wonder how easy it still is. First, I had to get on the ground. Cool. I slid my body down the side of the bed onto my back. Okay BITCH ,are you ready or nah. Well, get ready! I scooted my butt across the floor to the nearby wall. I pressed my buttocks against it and slowly pushed my legs up. Look -at -that. I stayed there. It was comfortable. Hmm, What else can I do from the comfort of this position. Clearly many circus tricks. At that moment I was actually thinking about nothing. I chose to not think; to close my eyes and clear my head. HAHAH. I almost believed that myself. As if that is possible. Clearing my head! Clearing my head looks like moving some important shit to one side of my brain and then moving fun shit to the central part. Anyway enjoy my birthday/welcome visual to this blog. It’s last minute so don’t critique my artistic approach. In my attempts to move away from IG, I’ve taken it back to the early 2000’s and started this blog. I blogged moons ago when I was a young mother. It was a family blog called WHO MADE YOU A PARENT? It was supposed to be collaborative but my bamma kids and bestfriendpartnerhusband left all the musings to me. Now I do promise that this blog will not be consistent. There will be many grammatical errors and incorrect sentence structures. However it will be weird. It will be magical. Otherworldly. It will be….(let me get back to you on that.) Happy Birthday to Me.